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Deck The Halls With Boughs Of – Whoa, Hold Your Reindeers!
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God – it’s the first of December! Deck the halls with boughs of holly, drag the dusty decorations out from the dark corner of the garage, erect the tree, untangle the lights and position th... -
Public Transport Sucks
Public transport – oh the joy, the pleasure and the utter delight that is sitting aboard a peasant box or loser cruiser surrounded by random members of the general public while someone else ferries you ‘stop start s... -
Fussy Eaters
“I don’t like it”, “What is it?”, “I’m not eating that” – just some of the things that regularly leave the moronic mouths of fussy eaters as they have the futile daily strug... -
Banks
Charges, fees, loans, overdraft facilities – what a monotonously boring and unproductive thing the world of banking is! I’ve now had an almost infinite amount of terrible experiences with a variety of different bank...
Recent Shizm
15 Monstrous Celebrity Monobrows
A hideous selection of 15 monstrous celebrity monobrows. Homer Simpson said it best – Mono… D’oh! Justin Binbag Miley Cyclops Leonardo DiCappuccino Lindsay Lobrow Will’s Ferre...
Police Break Up Nerd Fight Between Star Wars & Doctor Who Fans
The police were called to a science fiction conference at the University of East Anglia to help diffuse a potentially volatile situation after trouble erupted between two rival groups of geeks. The event, which had been organis...
Hulk Hogan Takes Restraining Order Out Against The Internet
Following a recent restraining order obtained against Gawker, which saw the forced removal of his unsavoury sex tape from the site, Hulk Hogan is now somewhat amusingly attempting to erase every last scrap of it’s seedy e...
English Holidaymaker Fined by Welsh Magistrates for Sheep Shagging Remark
An English ‘tourist’ was fined £150 for a remark insinuating that the Welsh like to fornicate with sheep. 47 year old Anthony Taaffe, from Bolton (an area of outstanding natural beauty in the north of England) face...
Numbskull Newsreader Fired Following First Sentence Fail
A loudmouth local news anchor for NBC picked up his pink slip at the end of his first day with the company after humiliatingly cussing live on air. The very first words that left A.J Clemente’s mouth during his opening br...
12 Rib-Tickling ‘Tittoos’
If you’re going to commit to a tattoo, then why not get one that accentuates one of the weirdest parts of the human anatomy…
Chinaman Puts Carnivorous Eel Up His Backside
A freak from China decided it would be a good idea to stick a 20-inch eel up his batty after seeing the warped act performed in some obscene movie. What he didn’t realise however, was that the specimen he’d selected...
Douchebag Fakes Knife Attack to Impress Girl
A desperate douchebag intent on impressing his date concocted an imbecilic plan with his pal to stage a mugging at knifepoint, in which he would pretend to courageously fight off the offender, thus appearing all alpha male to t...
Toothless Hollywood Celebrities
What with the Hollywood glitterati being so obsessed with how perfect their false pearly whites look, wouldn’t it be funny to see them all as gummi bears, deprived of their precious designer pegs… RYAN GOSLING…...
Student Suspended For Scrawling “YOLO” Across Exam Paper
A Texas student was kicked out of his high school for four days after scrawling the popular moronic acronym “YOLO” across his state standardised exam paper, before taking a picture of it, tweeting it and tagging the...
